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foodtrucker:

waking up and getting up are two very very different things

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msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

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juliajm15:

fem!Hiccup + Astrid suggested by Anon :)

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thecutestofthecute:

Great Danes are gentle giants.

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talisman:

mom can she sleep over

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"People who dismiss the unemployed and dependent as ‘parasites’ fail to understand economics and parasitism. A successful parasite is one that is not recognized by its host, one that can make its host work for it without appearing as a burden. Such is the ruling class in a capitalist society."

- Jason Read (via purethots)

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andillwriteyouatragedy:

guardians of the galaxy + text posts (x)

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obstinate-nocturna:

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inkfromtheoctopus:

Addams Family Values (1993)

Gomez knows how its fucking done.

Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.

Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.

Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.

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agentmlovestacos:

There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.

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Fantastic.

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http://maggieblueberry.tumblr.com/post/95957932695/suzie-guru-imagine-harry-and-ginny-a-few-months

suzie-guru:

Imagine Harry and Ginny a few months into their marriage and they’re so happy and in love and then one day they go shopping for food and household items and Harry just casually grabs certain items before Ginny hisses at him to "Check the prices, Harry, God! That bed set is far…

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